no, telling me you wanna poke me and see my tits isn’t a good way of flirting, no
I’m surprised I’m still alive after lunch today
harry styles blasts “complicated” by avril lavigne as he looks at his personal photos of louis
(via sassy-gay-direction)
When One Direction Become Fathers
| Liam: | sorry i havnt been on, danielle was in labor too long! cant blieve i m a father, officilly Daddy Direction! :) will do a twitcam later i promise xx |
| Niall: | what the craic?! ima dad now! such a sick day at the hospital....gonna go fin somethin t eat |
| Zayn: | in life theres always a time when you look at somethin so beautiful and inspiring you jst cant believe it :) x |
| Louis: | great feeling to be parent! eleanors doing ok, cant wait for evryone to meet the baby!! :) |
| Harry: | Did you know ostriches can lay eggs? |
Tumblr rule number 1:
Everytime you see this in your dashboard you MUST reblog
Forever obey this tumblr rule.
This is probably on my blog a good 100 times.
This brings back such amazing memories. <3
The first time I saw this in the promo I almost cried.
lol i did cry
I CRIED
if someone was having sex with obama would they should obama or barack
wouldnt your first reflex be to shout obama
| relatives: | any boyfriends? |
| me: | no |
| typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5 |
omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number
(Source: toocooltobehipster, via curlytopstyles)
